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404 Priorities T-Shirt

404 Priorities T-Shirt

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Priorities Not Found — Tech Humor Tee

Ever feel like your life’s running on a glitch? The Priorities Not Found T-Shirt says it like it is — perfect for devs, sysadmins, gamers, and coffee-fueled problem solvers. Soft, comfy, and loaded with attitude, this tee is your go-to for standups, sprint demos, or just pretending you fixed production.

Why this tee works:

🖥️ You live in terminal windows and run on coffee—this tee gets you.

👕 Relaxed, true-to-size fit—perfect solo or layered under your go-to hoodie.

🧼 Toss it in the wash—print stays bold, not flaky.

🎯 Great gift for the dev in your life (or just grab it for yourself).

 

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  • Features:


    True-to-size, classic fit—no surprises

    Lightweight & comfy, all year long

    Effortlessly cool for gaming or chilling

  • Fabric Details:


    Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton

    Heather colors: 65% polyester / 35% cotton

    Pro tip: hang dry to avoid shrink and keep shape

  • Care Instructions:


    Machine wash cold—easy peasy

    Skip bleach & dry cleaning—this isn’t a tux

    Tumble dry low or hang dry for max lifespan

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FAQ

Q: Why does the design look bigger on a 3XL than on a Small?

A: Our prints scale with your shirt size so it always looks balanced—smaller tees get a cozy 10–12″ print, while larger sizes get a slightly bigger version to fill the chest area just right.

Q: Are these shirts unisex? Why are some models women?

A: Yep—every tee is unisex and designed to look good on all body types. We mostly speak fluent dude here (gamers, jokesters, traders—you know the crew), but these shirts are for anyone who loves a good laugh, deep lore, or a perfectly timed meme. You’ll see both men and women in our mockups to help show the fit. Whether you’re built like a tank or a stealth rogue, we got you.

Q: I see female models styling this tee—do you offer women’s cuts?

A: These are unisex crew-neck tees designed to look great on every body. We model on different frames so you can preview how it drapes. If you want a snug fit, size down; for a relaxed look, size up.

Q: How do I know what size to choose?

A: Refer to our size chart for exact measurements. If you’re between sizes, go up for a looser fit or down for a closer fit—whatever feels most “you.”