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Survival Sprint T-Shirt

Survival Sprint T-Shirt

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Funny Hiking Shirt for People Who Hate Running (Unless Chased)

🐻 Hilarious bear graphic = instant laugh on sight
🏃 Built for outdoor types, trail jokers & gym escape artists
🧵 Soft, breathable comfort—for running… or screaming
🔥 Great for camping, cardio, or your next questionable hike

Let’s be real—nothing boosts motivation like being chased by a bear. This “Sometimes Motivation Finds You” tee hits that perfect combo of panic and punchline. Whether you're outdoorsy, allergic to cardio, or just love a survival joke, this shirt's the one to wear when you're trying to stay alive and look good doing it.

It’s funny ‘cause it’s true. Wear it to the trail, the gym, or your next bear-avoiding adventure.

😂 Why stop at one? Double down on the laughs with more from The Funny Guy Collection.

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  • Features:


    True-to-size, classic fit—no surprises

    Lightweight & comfy, all year long

    Effortlessly cool for gaming or chilling

  • Fabric Details:


    Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton

    Heather colors: 65% polyester / 35% cotton

    Pro tip: hang dry to avoid shrink and keep shape

  • Care Instructions:


    Machine wash cold—easy peasy

    Skip bleach & dry cleaning—this isn’t a tux

    Tumble dry low or hang dry for max lifespan

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FAQ

Q: Why does the design look bigger on a 3XL than on a Small?

A: Our prints scale with your shirt size so it always looks balanced—smaller tees get a cozy 10–12″ print, while larger sizes get a slightly bigger version to fill the chest area just right.

Q: Are these shirts unisex? Why are some models women?

A: Yep—every tee is unisex and designed to look good on all body types. We mostly speak fluent dude here (gamers, jokesters, traders—you know the crew), but these shirts are for anyone who loves a good laugh, deep lore, or a perfectly timed meme. You’ll see both men and women in our mockups to help show the fit. Whether you’re built like a tank or a stealth rogue, we got you.

Q: I see female models styling this tee—do you offer women’s cuts?

A: These are unisex crew-neck tees designed to look great on every body. We model on different frames so you can preview how it drapes. If you want a snug fit, size down; for a relaxed look, size up.

Q: How do I know what size to choose?

A: Refer to our size chart for exact measurements. If you’re between sizes, go up for a looser fit or down for a closer fit—whatever feels most “you.”