Every party has one. The adventurer who tries to seduce the dragon, talks their way into (and out of) prison, and turns a simple tavern visit into a diplomatic incident. They are the team's best hope—and its worst nightmare.
This design features a gritty, hand-drawn "Wanted" poster aesthetic, capturing the chaos of a Bard who just rolled a Nat 1 on a performance check. With details like a spilled tankard and a smug portrait, it’s the perfect tribute to the player who keeps the DM up at night.
THE SPECS
The Fit: Retail fit (not too boxy, not too tight). Runs true to size.
The Feel: 100% Soft Ring-Spun Cotton. Smooth enough to charm a guard.
The Look: High-quality DTG print that captures the vintage ink textures perfectly.
The Vibe: Chaotic Good energy.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not attempt to bribe the washing machine.
SIZE CHART
Measure your favorite shirt flat from armpit to armpit to find your perfect fit.
