Muscles & Mayhem Tee

Maximum Gains. Minimum Brains.

Strategic planning? Nuanced diplomacy? Leave that to the wizard. You have a d12 hit die, a rage bonus, and a simple philosophy: if it's in the way, smash it.

This tee celebrates the purity of the Barbarian lifestyle. Whether you're raging at the table or hitting a PR at the gym, it’s the perfect uniform for anyone who knows that Strength is the only stat that truly matters.

THE SPECS

• The Fit: Retail fit (not too boxy, not too tight). Runs true to size.
• The Feel: 100% Soft Ring-Spun Cotton. Tough enough for a dungeon crawl.
• The Look: High-quality DTG print with distressed typography for a battle-tested look.
• The Vibe: 100% Rage. 0% Intelligence Checks.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not eat the shirt (even if you are hungry).

SIZE CHART

Measure your favorite shirt flat from armpit to armpit to find your perfect fit.