Musical Bard Tee

Crowd Control: The Musical Way.

Some adventurers study ancient scrolls. Others sharpen their steel. You? You tune your lute. This tee pays homage to the party face who solves every encounter by turning it into a Broadway production—whether the Paladin likes it or not.

Featuring a chaotic, vintage woodcut-style illustration, this shirt captures the exact moment the battle went off the rails. With Knights frustrated and Orcs tripping over musical notes, it’s a tribute to high Charisma and low impulse control. Printed on premium, soft-washed cotton for a feel as smooth as your persuasion rolls.

THE SPECS

• The Fit: Retail fit (not too boxy, not too tight). Runs true to size.
• The Feel: 100% Soft Ring-Spun Cotton. It feels expensive because it is.
• The Look: High-quality DTG print that blends with the fabric—vintage aesthetic, zero plastic feel.
• The Vibe: Main Character Energy with a +5 Charisma Modifier.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not attempt to seduce the washing machine (it has high DC resistance).

SIZE CHART

Measure your favorite shirt flat from armpit to armpit to find your perfect fit.