Standard Issue Life Support Tee

Field Manual for the Endgame Campaign

Listen up, Recruit. You’ve survived the tutorial levels, but now you’re in the endgame where the bosses are three feet tall and the terrain is 50% plastic bricks. The Standard Issue Life Support Tee is your official schematic for staying alive when your HP is critical and the "Sleep Deprivation" debuff has become permanent. Whether you’re using Fig. A to recover from a Nat 20 Lego-trap hit, or chugging Fig. B to survive another four-hour lecture on why we don't eat the d4s, this gear is mandatory for your kit. Equip Fig. C immediately upon spawning each morning. Don't let the fatigue bar hit zero—your party is counting on you.

The Specs

• Material: 100% Ring-spun heavyweight cotton (6.1 oz).
• Fit: Relaxed, boxy "Dad-fit" for maximum comfort.
• Durability: Double-needle stitching and twill-taped neck for a premium build.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside-out, with like colors.
• Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to preserve the amber pixel art.
• Do not iron directly over the design.

Size Chart