Some adventurers worry about mana pools. Others count their arrows. You? You just swing. This tee pays homage to the party tank who solves every puzzle by hitting it harder—because steel never runs out of charges.
Featuring a gritty, detailed illustration of a battle-worn greataxe and a critical roll, this shirt captures the chaotic energy of a tabletop session gone right. Printed on premium, soft-washed cotton, it delivers that "broken-in" favorite shirt feel right out of the box.
THE SPECS
The Fit: Retail fit (not too boxy, not too tight). Runs true to size.
The Feel: 100% Soft Ring-Spun Cotton. It feels expensive because it is.
The Look: High-quality DTG print that blends with the fabric—no thick plastic shields here.
The Vibe: Main Character Energy with zero spell slots.
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not rage-rip the shirt off (unless you are actually raging).
SIZE CHART
Measure your favorite shirt flat from armpit to armpit to find your perfect fit.
