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  • Man wearing navy Druid: Nature’s Freelance Assassin T-Shirt walking through a green forest, relaxed fit crew neck shirt
  • Flatlay of black Druid Freelance Assassin T-Shirt
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Druid Assassin T-Shirt

Druid Assassin T-Shirt

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Born to bark, built to backstab

🌿 Nature-built for druids, gamers, and chaotic good vibes
🎭 Perfect for shapeshifters, trash-talkers, and squirrel-whisperers
🎲 Game-night certified—comfy fit, soft feel, max charisma
💾 Printed using premium tech—no flaking, no fading

This Druid Assassin T-Shirt is for the player who’d rather shapeshift than swordfight, poison than punch, and talk to squirrels before talking to people. Whether you're moonbeaming mobs or rage-quitting into the forest, this tee is your stealthy reminder you’re not just part of the party—you are the wilderness. A little sarcastic, a little unhinged, and just enough spell slots to keep things dangerous.

👾 One tee isn’t enough for a true gamer. Stack your loadout with more from The Gamer Collection.

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  • Features:


    True-to-size, classic fit—no surprises

    Lightweight & comfy, all year long

    Effortlessly cool for gaming or chilling

  • Fabric Details:


    Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton

    Heather colors: 65% polyester / 35% cotton

    Pro tip: hang dry to avoid shrink and keep shape

  • Care Instructions:


    Machine wash cold—easy peasy

    Skip bleach & dry cleaning—this isn’t a tux

    Tumble dry low or hang dry for max lifespan

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FAQ

Q: Why does the design look bigger on a 3XL than on a Small?

A: Our prints scale with your shirt size so it always looks balanced—smaller tees get a cozy 10–12″ print, while larger sizes get a slightly bigger version to fill the chest area just right.

Q: Are these shirts unisex? Why are some models women?

A: Yep—every tee is unisex and designed to look good on all body types. We mostly speak fluent dude here (gamers, jokesters, traders—you know the crew), but these shirts are for anyone who loves a good laugh, deep lore, or a perfectly timed meme. You’ll see both men and women in our mockups to help show the fit. Whether you’re built like a tank or a stealth rogue, we got you.

Q: I see female models styling this tee—do you offer women’s cuts?

A: These are unisex crew-neck tees designed to look great on every body. We model on different frames so you can preview how it drapes. If you want a snug fit, size down; for a relaxed look, size up.

Q: How do I know what size to choose?

A: Refer to our size chart for exact measurements. If you’re between sizes, go up for a looser fit or down for a closer fit—whatever feels most “you.”

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