Frogger: Road Safety T-Shirt
Frogger: Road Safety T-Shirt
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Funny Retro Gamer Shirt for Fans of Classic 80s Arcade Games
🐸 “Frogger Taught Me Road Safety” design with pixel art flair
🕹️ Perfect for retro gamers, arcade fans, and traffic-dodging OGs
🧵 Soft, comfy fabric made for chill hangs or convention flexing
🎮 Great gift for nostalgic nerds and vintage console collectors
You didn’t need a driver’s ed class—you had Frogger. This retro gem of a shirt brings back every near miss, turtle hop, and truck dodge from your arcade glory days. Whether you survived level one or got pancaked immediately, this tee says you’ve got pixel-powered reflexes and a sense of humor to match.
Wear it with pride. Look both ways. Hop responsibly.
📼 Go full nostalgia mode—stack your favorites from The Retros Collection.




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Features:
True-to-size, classic fit—no surprisesLightweight & comfy, all year long
Effortlessly cool for gaming or chilling
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Fabric Details:
Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cottonHeather colors: 65% polyester / 35% cotton
Pro tip: hang dry to avoid shrink and keep shape -
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold—easy peasy
Skip bleach & dry cleaning—this isn’t a tux
Tumble dry low or hang dry for max lifespan
FAQ
Q: Why does the design look bigger on a 3XL than on a Small?
A: Our prints scale with your shirt size so it always looks balanced—smaller tees get a cozy 10–12″ print, while larger sizes get a slightly bigger version to fill the chest area just right.
Q: Are these shirts unisex? Why are some models women?
A: Yep—every tee is unisex and designed to look good on all body types. We mostly speak fluent dude here (gamers, jokesters, traders—you know the crew), but these shirts are for anyone who loves a good laugh, deep lore, or a perfectly timed meme. You’ll see both men and women in our mockups to help show the fit. Whether you’re built like a tank or a stealth rogue, we got you.
Q: I see female models styling this tee—do you offer women’s cuts?
A: These are unisex crew-neck tees designed to look great on every body. We model on different frames so you can preview how it drapes. If you want a snug fit, size down; for a relaxed look, size up.
Q: How do I know what size to choose?
A: Refer to our size chart for exact measurements. If you’re between sizes, go up for a looser fit or down for a closer fit—whatever feels most “you.”
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