Ranger Squirrel Anxiety T-Shirt

Unleash Squirrel Panic, Ranger-Style

🗡️ True-to-size fit for longbow legends
🐿️ Guaranteed to give woodland critters jitters
🎨 Choice of Dark Chocolate, Navy & Military Green
💾 Printed using premium tech—no flaking, no fading

Slip on your Ranger Squirrel Panic tee and watch every tiny furball quake when you roll nat 20s on stealth checks. Whether you’re sniping foes from the treeline or just flexing your Ranger rep at game night, this shirt warns squirrels—and gamers alike—that you mean business.

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