• Military Green studio mockup of Thief: Sudden Inventory Adjustments T-Shirt on a male model, front view, plain crew neck
  • Man in his 30s sitting at a bar wearing a military green “Thief: Specializes in Sudden Inventory Adjustments” T-shirt, holding a beer and smirking off to the side
  • Navy studio mockup of Thief: Sudden Inventory Adjustments T-Shirt on a male model, front view, plain crew neck
  • Man wearing Navy Thief RPG T-Shirt standing in a moody cobblestone alley at night
  • Man wearing Military Green Thief RPG T-Shirt outdoors on a mossy forest path
  • Navy studio mockup of Thief: Sudden Inventory Adjustments T-Shirt on a female model, front view, plain crew neck
  • Military green "Thief: Specializes in Sudden Inventory Adjustments" T-Shirt flatlay
  • Navy "Thief: Specializes in Sudden Inventory Adjustments" T-Shirt flatlay
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Thief Inventory Adjustments T-Shirt

Thief Inventory Adjustments T-Shirt

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Max Dex, Zero Witnesses: Funny RPG T-Shirt for Thieves

🗡️ Soft, breathable cotton blend—built for stealth
🎲 Perfect for rogues, loot goblins, and dice slingers
🕵️♂️ Sneaky medieval-style font with "inventory adjustment" flair
🎮 Pairs well with lockpicks and snarky remarks
💾 Printed using premium tech—no flaking, no fading

This Thief: Specializes in Sudden Inventory Adjustments T-Shirt lets the party know exactly what you're about—and that you're probably already holding their gold. Whether you're slipping into shadows or just casually helping yourself to the merchant's wares (purely roleplay, of course), this one nails the rogue energy. Goes great with sarcasm, caffeine, and a well-timed sneak attack.

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  • Features:


    True-to-size, classic fit—no surprises

    Lightweight & comfy, all year long

    Effortlessly cool for gaming or chilling

  • Fabric Details:


    Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton

    Heather colors: 65% polyester / 35% cotton

    Pro tip: hang dry to avoid shrink and keep shape

  • Care Instructions:


    Machine wash cold—easy peasy

    Skip bleach & dry cleaning—this isn’t a tux

    Tumble dry low or hang dry for max lifespan

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FAQ

Q: Why does the design look bigger on a 3XL than on a Small?

A: Our prints scale with your shirt size so it always looks balanced—smaller tees get a cozy 10–12″ print, while larger sizes get a slightly bigger version to fill the chest area just right.

Q: Are these shirts unisex? Why are some models women?

A: Yep—every tee is unisex and designed to look good on all body types. We mostly speak fluent dude here (gamers, jokesters, traders—you know the crew), but these shirts are for anyone who loves a good laugh, deep lore, or a perfectly timed meme. You’ll see both men and women in our mockups to help show the fit. Whether you’re built like a tank or a stealth rogue, we got you.

Q: I see female models styling this tee—do you offer women’s cuts?

A: These are unisex crew-neck tees designed to look great on every body. We model on different frames so you can preview how it drapes. If you want a snug fit, size down; for a relaxed look, size up.

Q: How do I know what size to choose?

A: Refer to our size chart for exact measurements. If you’re between sizes, go up for a looser fit or down for a closer fit—whatever feels most “you.”

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