Thief Inventory Adjustments T-Shirt

Max Dex, Zero Witnesses: Funny RPG T-Shirt for Thieves

🗡️ Soft, breathable cotton blend—built for stealth
🎲 Perfect for rogues, loot goblins, and dice slingers
🕵️♂️ Sneaky medieval-style font with "inventory adjustment" flair
🎮 Pairs well with lockpicks and snarky remarks
💾 Printed using premium tech—no flaking, no fading

This Thief: Specializes in Sudden Inventory Adjustments T-Shirt lets the party know exactly what you're about—and that you're probably already holding their gold. Whether you're slipping into shadows or just casually helping yourself to the merchant's wares (purely roleplay, of course), this one nails the rogue energy. Goes great with sarcasm, caffeine, and a well-timed sneak attack.

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